Thursday, December 8, 2011
This is for real. Everything happened exactly as it is reported except for the last panel. I only thought those words in my head. What I actually said was, "Here, in the toilet." After opening a stall and pointing to the commode, of course. I hope that was enough instruction.
Really, I think the universe could have been more subtle about telling me I have it easy. Sending an elderly African woman seems awfully complex. In fact:
I get it. My life is incomprehensibly easy. Sometimes, could you please just let me grumble in peace anyway? I promise not to take advantage and become a sniveling wimp.