This is for real. Everything happened exactly as it is reported except for the last panel. I only thought those words in my head. What I actually said was, "Here, in the toilet." After opening a stall and pointing to the commode, of course. I hope that was enough instruction.
Really, I think the universe could have been more subtle about telling me I have it easy. Sending an elderly African woman seems awfully complex. In fact:
Dear Universe,
I get it. My life is incomprehensibly easy. Sometimes, could you please just let me grumble in peace anyway? I promise not to take advantage and become a sniveling wimp.
Regards,
Kate
This is a hilarious and accurate post. I love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you, April! You have no idea how much that means to me. Comments like that keep me going all day. :D
ReplyDeleteI love this, Kate. It's so true. The universe is always reminding us to count our blessings. Thank YOU for reminding Me!
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