I love it when the teachers say the sanskrit names for yoga poses. I could pretend it's because I enjoy the connection with yoga's long history but that's not it at all. It's because when we get ready to do camel pose teachers say, "Ustrasana." Which sounds to me like, "Ultra Asana."* Which it is, really. But the vision in my head is:
That's right. When the teacher says, "ustrasana," I am Voltron.
Not one lion either, the WHOLE. DAMN. THING.
Why is Voltron my vision of "ULTRA"? Maybe it's because when I was younger and staying overnight in a hospital a man made me come out of my oxygen tent so he could pray for my soul. I was bewildered at the time, but later thought it was a sweet gesture to help an ill little girl.
In my adulthood, my mom confided that the man was trying to save my soul because she was letting me watch Voltron.
My mom is awesome for letting that man pray for me and then still refusing to change the channel. I guess my reaction is an unnatural affinity for the satan-inducing show. Probably not the effect the man was going for.
*Also, in my head, the teacher's voice turns metallic and super growly. Like a Scandinavian death-metal singer.